Radisson Gone Wild

The main subject of yesterday’s Onondaga Co presser, besides “The federal government won’t give us any money because we’re misunderstood,” was “Getting tough on partiers.” I was afraid that this meant “people of color assembling” (although no one should be assembling) and “we shall release the Kraken” (911 calls) on them. Relieved to see that the offending example photo making the rounds (photo released by the county officials) is of tailgaters at a Radisson golf course. Welp, can’t get any whiter than that…

PUBLIC SERVICE STATEMENT: STOP DOING THIS, PEOPLE. IT’S DUMB.

Late update: This just in — parties are now illegal in Onondaga County. And celebrations. And dancing. NO DANCING IN OUR TOWN. It should be easy for city and county law enforcement to find and break up these gatherings, as they will just have to follow the sound of the blasting Beastie Boys soundtrack that will inevitably, defiantly play at every pop-up kegger from now until the end of this crisis.