Tonight’s the night

So: President Bush is supposed to go on TV tonight at 9:00 to reassure the nation about Wall Street and the state of the American empire.

I’m definitely going to tune in. Mainly because I’m curious if tonight is the night when he finally sizzle-pops a circuit and starts smoking and repeating himself in an infinite loop: “Error! Errrrrr….orrrrrr….

I think I’d pay $700 billion to see that. (I don’t have that kind of money, but I’ll just put it on my Visa.)